Chelsea Handler: ‘Jeff Sessions Is Definitely a Bottom’

YouTube Comedian Chelsea Handler offered her opinion on the carnal likings of Jeff Sessions, suggesting in a tweet Friday that the attorney general prefers to be on the receiving end during anal sex. Or, of course, maybe she was just commenting on her belief that he’s somehow subservient to another man in some way. Hmm. … Read more

Sarah Sanders Denied McMaster Would Be Fired a Week Ago

Getty White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is coming under fire online for backtracking on her prior statements. Trump announced on Twitter Thursday that John Bolton would replace H.R. McMaster as national security adviser. But just a week ago, Sanders denied a Washington Post report that Trump planned to remove McMaster from the role. Also … Read more

Stormy Daniels Says She ‘Technically’ Didn’t Sleep With Donald Trump

Getty President Trump’s lawyers have threatened Stormy Daniels with a $20 million lawsuit in advance of her “60 Minutes” interview. But it is her Twitter account that should make them nervous. The adult film star, who gained worldwide notoriety following reports that she had an affair with Donald Trump years ago, slammed her critic Tuesday, … Read more

People Mercilessly Mock the U.S. Army’s St. Patrick’s Day Tweet (Video)

Happy #StPatricksDay from the #USArmy. We appreciate how everyone wears a little green like us today.— U.S. Army (@USArmy) March 17, 2018 The U.S. Army tried to get into the St. Patrick’s Day spirit Saturday, but their video creation posted to Twitter has them in hot water with some, and one user even calling … Read more

This ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Fan Edit With ‘Holding Out for a Hero’ is Absolutely Perfect (Video)

thor: ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing— piss off ghost (@solversonlou) March 13, 2018 One of the fun things about the Internet is it gives fans a chance to mess with movies, and one thing folks often do is add different music to scenes to totally change their effect. … Read more

Fans and Colleagues Remember Stephen Hawking: ‘Our World Has Lost a Shining Light’

Facebook Fans and colleagues marked the death of renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking on Twitter Tuesday night, remembering the impact the scientist made, both on human understanding and on worldwide popular culture. Hawking died at the age of 76, bringing a close a lengthy career dedicated to understanding the vast workings of the universe. His scientific … Read more

Twitter Delights As Shooting Survivors Grill Lawmakers, NRA: ‘Amber Alert Issued for Marco Rubio’s Spine’

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio had some tough questions put to him Wednesday by survivors of the Stoneman Douglas school shooting, and Twitter was loving it. The survivors of the school shooting in Parkland, Florida, and their parents took part in a CNN town hall discussion about gun control with Rubio and Sen. Bill Nelson. Stoneman … Read more

Twitter Drags Obama Portraits: ‘Yikes, That’s Awful’

Twitter The official portraits of President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama were unveiled Monday at the Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery in Washington D.C. President Obama’s portrait was painted by Kehinde Wiley, a Yale-trained artist known for his depictions of African-American subjects. The painting shows the former president sitting pensive in a brown chair amid … Read more

Did President Trump Save Twitter?

Is it time for President Trump to cue up the “you’re welcome, Twitter” tweet? The commander-in-chief’s tweets have brought the social platform daily exposure in the one year since he’s taken office. At the same time, Twitter’s stock has leaped more than 60 percent since January 2017 — including posting its first quarterly profit during … Read more

Trump Orders Military Parade in DC, Internet Won’t March in Line: ‘Classic Early Hitler Move’

Getty Images On Tuesday, the Washington Post reported that at Donald Trump’s direction, the Pentagon has begun planning a large-scale military event in Washington inspired by France’s Bastille Day parade. Well, Donald might want a silly parade, but on social media many of his fellow Americans weren’t having it. “The marching orders were: I want a parade like … Read more